Hi Mrs. Matlock. I came to school Feeling very prepared and also wanted to let you know that my dog did not Feast upon my paper today....so here it is!
F is For Four-legged Friends. We have two of them. Most everyone that I know has a Four-legged Friend. What would we do without these Four-legged Fun loving beings? Our lives would be proFoundly empty.
Here are some reasons why we LOVE and Feel brief malice towards our Furry creature Friends:
They are Feverishly happy to see us when we return home From work
They make us Fiendishly happy when we are sad
They chew our leather cell phone case and we are Furious....but just look at them, smile and say you naughty little doggy (after we say some Foul words)
They snuggle around our Feet in the bed at night so we can't move or even Find our Fleece blanket
They wait by the door when we are taking a shower and act like they haven't seen us in Four years when we Finally open the door
They Feverishly snore louder than my husband
They Follow us where ever we go Frolicking aroud the house, even into the bathroom
They have doggy dreadlocks and look like Foolish mops in the wintertime because we want them to stay warm instead of Freezing outside in the cold
They lick our Faces, when we know they haven't licked their butts lately
They run to the pantry when we say "Do you want a dingo?" (dog Food treat) and they know exactly what we mean
They run up the stairs like a pack of crazy wolves looking for Fuzzy chickens
They figure out where we are....anywhere in the house...using those Fine tuned sniffers
They love to Feel our hands rubbing their belly's and say "we don't want this to be Finished yet".
They steal our Folded socks or underwear or Flipflops or bras or sneakers...just For Fun
They Frantically run up and down the stairs and into the office to catch a Flicker or glimpse of us through the window before we walk into the house
They are the most Finicky eaters in the history of Feline....I mean dog world....I just got a little carried away with the F words....(this one only applies to Molly and not to Zoey)
One of them finds a way to steal Josh's small plastic toys and chew them into Fine, tiny pieces and sometimes swallows all of the evidence when we catch the Furry little beast in the act (guess who does this...yes, Zoey)
They always want to try what we are eating, even if it's our Favorite spicy Food (but of course we say Find your own dog Food)
They Furiously take us on walks into the Forest (I mean the trail behind our house) instead of us taking them for walks
They bark at every Furry deer, Fox and Coyote during a Full moon, in the middle of the night (and wake us up from a sound sleep)
They are Forever pooping in the yard and Todd Fervently picks it up without a complaint
And for these Fun snapshots of our lives....we Feel so much love For our Four-legged Friends, who Freely and Famously are the best Friends that we have ever Found (Furry ones of course)..................................
We love you Molly (white cockapoo) and Zoey (chocolate cocker spaniel)