Friday, May 21, 2010

Happy Weekend !!



One to make you laugh:

A woman heard through a friend that taking a milk bath is good for the skin, will cure stretch marks and make her beautiful again. So she left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk instead of the usual amount.




When the milkman arrived, and read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons so he knocked on her door to clarify the point. The woman came to the door, and the milkman said, "Yes ma'am, I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 1.5 gallons?"



The woman said, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath."



The milkman asked, "Do you want it Pasteurized?"



The woman replied, "Nope, just up to my boobs, I can splash it in my eyes later."


HeHeHeHe

Have a Terrific weekend!!

3 comments:

  1. Ha...thanks Patti, very cute!

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  2. That's Great!
    I needed a good laugh....
    Tisha

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  3. OMG!!! So funny! Thanks for the laugh on a dreary drizzly day!
    Have a great weekend!
    Michelle

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